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Morning!

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Morning, Helen.
Hi, Helen.

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Just gonna bring all these in.

4
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It's intriguing.

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Wonder what could be in them.

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I wonder why
you're three minutes late.

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I'm a partner now, Viktor.
You're not the boss of me.

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I can do what I want.

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And I'm doing a big announcement
in the kitchen, 10:00AM.

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Big announcement?
Should I get a mud cake?

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No, we don't need a mud cake.
Then it's not a big announcement.

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That's right, Mr Chen.

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Big announcement - mud cake.
Roz's rules.

14
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Well, Roz doesn't make the rules
around here anymore. I do.

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Shall I tell Roz that?
No, don't tell Roz that.

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Just big announcement
in the kitchen.

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10:00AM.

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You're gonna like it.

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No mud cake?

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No, thank you.

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Well, I've had my suspicions
for a while,

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and this costume confirms it.

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What?
So, she gave me a free consultation.

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That's her job.
She's a fashion psychologist.

25
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Yes, and what is that, exactly?

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She helps you reveal your true self.

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I mean, look at what
she's uncovered here.

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A 1970s maths teacher
who can't afford socks anymore.

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I'm wearing sockettes.

30
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And, so, how long
have you two been consulting?

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Friends for three months.
Benefits for three weeks.

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Oh, good God.

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Knock, knock! Just letting you know -

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10:00AM in the kitchen,

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big announcement.

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Excellent.
I could use some good news.

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Turns out Raymond's been dating

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one of the members
of our networking group.

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Oh, congratulations.
Thank you, Fisk.

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Gee, I like your skivvy, Ray.

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I can't wear skivvies. They block my
airway. I think my neck's too fat.

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Anyway, 10:00AM -
my first big announcement as partner.

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Don't miss it.

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Right, well, unfortunately,
the rule is no romantic liaisons

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within the networking group.

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She's going to have to leave

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and find a different
Business and Breakfast chapter.

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Why does Meli have to leave?
Why is it always the woman?

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Where's your female solidarity, Roz?

50
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Oh, I'm sorry.

51
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Do YOU want to leave
the networking group

52
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that you and I
spent years putting together?

53
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No, I do not. I'll make the call.

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Hello, my lady love!

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All sorted, Rozzy.

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I'm quitting the group.

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Ah! Welcome, Roz.

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Notice anything different?

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Where's the mud cake?
There's no mud cake.

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Oh, could this day get any worse?

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There's no mud cake!

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No, 'cause I bought
a proper coffee machine.

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Fine.

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Big announcement,
courtesy of me.

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There is now barista-grade coffee
in our own office!

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Let the maiden voyage begin.

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And...

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Ooh-ee!

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Helen, what in God's name
are you doing?

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I'm grinding.
I'm on the phone.

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Oh, good. As you were.

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Huh.

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OK.

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Let's go a doubler.

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Fisk!

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Fisk!

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Hey!

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W-a-a-a-h!

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Helen!
Whoa! Yay!

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My first customer.

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People are trying to work.

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You can have this back
at the end of the day.

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I don't even care.

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Good bean, fresh grind.

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I like my coffee how I like my men.

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Mm!

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Bitter and slightly unpleasant.

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Can you at least stay
until after my webinar?

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I can't cancel it.

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No, you can't.
You've had four sign-ups already.

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I'm just gonna get my jug
and then I'll be out of your hair.

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I said end of the day.

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Viktor's trying to resign.

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What? Why?
I mean, I don't care, but why?

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Well, the judge has his book launch
coming up.

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Then he's going on a signing tour.
He needs me to manage everything.

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Oh, did you want something?

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Just my jug.
Well, Viktor said you can't have it.

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I'll remind you I'm a partner now,

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so, let's all be grown-ups
and give me my jug back.

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Also, Viktor's not the boss of me.

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Not now, Helen.

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Fine.

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Hey, I...

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At least tell me
the teaser's finished.

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Oh, absolutely.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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I'm Rosalind Gruber,

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founder and CEO
of Conch Mediation Services.

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Every day I help people resolve
their problems just by listening.

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A special kind of listening.

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No, not with the ears,

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but with the heart.

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Oh.

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Well, that has lifted my mood.

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I am constantly surprised
at how photogenic I am.

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And I've had nothing done.
Mm!

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Fisk, I need to see you
in my office.

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Yeah, or maybe just take a seat here
and we can talk in MY office

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'cause I'm a partner now.

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Why can't we ever meet in MY office?

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Ooh, no jacket. Strong choice, Ray.

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What? I'm a partner.
Surely I have couch privileges now.

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Alright.

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So, because my new lady love...

127
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Oh, Ray, don't say 'lady love'.

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What do you want me to call her?
My lover?

129
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No.
My beloved.

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Yuck.
My boo.

131
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No.
Ray's bey.

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Definitely not.
Go back to 'lady love'.

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Fine. Point is I have to leave
the Copeland BAB group.

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What's a BAB again?

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Business and Breakfast.
Our networking group.

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And I need you to take my place.

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Oh, no thanks.
Networking is not really my thing.

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Well, clearly, but as you're so fond
of saying, you're a partner now,

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and do you know what partners do?

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Sudoku?
No.

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No?
They bring in new business.

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And at the moment
I'm bringing in 90% of new business.

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90%? Really?

144
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Yes, Fisk.
How do you think I do that?

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Networking.
Correct.

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And where do we network?

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In the networking group.

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Everywhere.
Everywhere.

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I'm always networking.
Always.

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I've always got the feelers out -

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on the golf course, mahjong,
toastmasters, the cycling club.

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Sometimes I'll pop into
the local paint and sip.

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I often network in the sauna.

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Sauna? Oh, come on.

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Everybody's equal in the sauna,
Fisk.

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No expensive suits,
just balls out, let's talk.

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Oh, Ray, I can't even network
with my clothes on,

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let alone with my balls out.

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That's what
the networking group's for.

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Once a month, all the professionals
in the area get together,

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talk turkey, swap clients, find out
about any new clubs you can join.

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Clubs?
Yes.

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Do you belong to any clubs?

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Dog-walking club.

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Is that a club or are you just
telling me you walk your dog?

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Maybe. But the reason
we make such a good team

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is because you like networking

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and I like working.

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It's the perfect
business partnership.

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I'm the worker.

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You're the queen.

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What?
Like bees in the hive.

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And Roz is the drone.

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"Oh, Helen, don't go there.
Why are you doing that?"

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That right there is an example
of how not to network.

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Don't be banging on about bees
in the networking group. Understood?

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Got it. No bees at BAB.

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Hey, Murray.

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Oh, thanks for doing this.

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No problem, Helen.
Just being neighbourly.

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How are you settling in?
Yeah, good, thanks.

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Listen, I spoke
to the real-estate agent.

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I found out how much you paid.

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Oh, OK. That's a bit awkward.

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They saw YOU coming.

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OK. That's good to know.

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What's with the crappy car?

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I thought a big-time fancy lawyer
with loads of money

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would be driving, like,
a Mercedes or a Beemer or...

190
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I'm not a big-time fancy lawyer.
I'm just a wills and estates lawyer.

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Well, now, that's interesting.
Let me run a hypothetical past you.

192
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Could we maybe do it a bit later?

193
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I just... I've got to get
all this stuff inside.

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I've got to walk my dog. Do you mind?

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Forgive me
for trying to share my grief.

196
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I just lost my dad.
I'm confused.

197
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Is your dad actually dead
or hypothetically dead?

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He passed about a month ago.

199
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Oh. I'm sorry for your loss.

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Did you want a probate lawyer or...

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Slow down, Fangio.
Get your hand out of my wallet.

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I just want a bit
of neighbourly advice.

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Did you want neighbourly advice
or legal advice?

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Porque no los dos?

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I don't know that. Is it Latin?

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Espanol.

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Why can't it be both?
You know, like the taco ad.

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Right. Well, the problem is I can't
give you specific legal advice

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unless I'm your lawyer.
There it is - the hard sell.

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I knew that was coming.

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Just forget it. I'll do it myself.

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If you wanna take my card,
pop into my office,

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I'm happy to give you
some free general advice.

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Talk you through
the probate process.

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Et cetera, et cetera.
Ooh.

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Et cetera.

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OK, well, the offer's there
if you want it.

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Give it here.

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Thanks... Thanks for doing my lawn.

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Yep.

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That's the list. You got one member
from each profession.

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You got real-estate agent,
accountant,

223
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Stefan - financial advisor.

224
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He's annoying.

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There's a conveyancer,
a chiropractor...

226
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Is there a butcher?
No.

227
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Baker?

228
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Candlestick maker?

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Don't mock, Helen. It's a serious
networking collective.

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Well said, buddy.

231
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Mediation - that's Roz, obviously.

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Wills and estates - that's me.

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You've got Meli, my lady love.

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Congratulations.
Very, very happy for you.

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Thanks, buddy.
She's a fashion psychologist.

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Yeah, what is that exactly?

237
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She helps you realise it's what's
on the outside that counts.

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Or something like that.
Look it up.

239
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Oh, spanner in the works.

240
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The word's got out
that Ray's leaving,

241
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and now Debbie Lim AND Bob Stanley

242
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have both put up their hands
for the wills and estates spot.

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Oh, shit.
Oh, no!

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There's going to be a vote.
Oh, no, but it's your group.

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Why does there have to be a vote?

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You can just branch-stack it with me
or gerrymander me in.

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Not how it works, Fisk.

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You have to verse
all the other candidates.

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Winner takes all -
membership and bragging rights.

250
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Oh, yeah, I'll be bragging for weeks.

251
00:10:02,183 --> 00:10:04,263
Unlikely because you won't win
with that attitude.

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00:10:04,263 --> 00:10:06,463
The vote's next week.
We're having it here.

253
00:10:06,463 --> 00:10:08,983
Oh, that's great, Helen.
Home-court advantage.

254
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,263
Each candidate
will have two minutes at the podium.

255
00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:14,903
So, two minutes. Should I do a
PowerPoint presentation or Webmaster?

256
00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:17,703
Can you teach me how to use Canva?
Oh, Helen, that's for babies.

257
00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:20,063
Is it?
I quite enjoy Canva.

258
00:10:20,063 --> 00:10:21,823
No, there's no tech allowed.

259
00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:23,503
Why not?
It's old school.

260
00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:24,703
To prove you can network,

261
00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:28,263
you have to win them over with
your personality and people skills.

262
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,263
Oh.

263
00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:33,703
What?

264
00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:36,303
Should we just concede?
Throw our vote behind Bob?

265
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,303
I think so, yeah.
Yeah.

266
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,023
I think that's the best thing.
Hang on. No. I mean,

267
00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:40,583
I don't really want
to join a networking group,

268
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,663
but if it's important...

269
00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:43,143
Is it important?
Yes, it's important.

270
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,423
Every one of these 12 people
refers their clients to me.

271
00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:47,423
That's a lot of potential coin.

272
00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:48,903
The ultimate quid pro quo.

273
00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:50,263
Like the taco ad.

274
00:10:50,263 --> 00:10:52,063
No, that's 'Porque no los dos?'

275
00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:55,103
OK, Georgie, we're gonna need
a photo and a quote for the banner.

276
00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,023
Helen.
What?

277
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,183
This is all your fault.
Are you happy now?

278
00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:00,703
I am happy, actually, Rosalind.

279
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,463
For the first time in a long time.

280
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,463
Uh...

281
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,263
I had some stuff on MY agenda.

282
00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:15,663
Helen, your neighbour is here
to see you for free.

283
00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:17,943
Oh! Hey! Murray!

284
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,383
It's for free, right?
That's what you said.

285
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,583
Yes, I did say that.
And I said pop in any time.

286
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,183
So, come on, 30 minutes. Let's do it.

287
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,303
Free - you heard that.
You're my witness.

288
00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:26,743
I'm not paying for this.

289
00:11:26,743 --> 00:11:28,303
No, you're not paying for this,
Murray.

290
00:11:28,303 --> 00:11:30,263
Nor am I giving you
any specific advice

291
00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:32,583
pertaining
to your particular circumstances.

292
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,823
Oh, pertaining.
I get it, Helen, you're a lawyer.

293
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,543
Yeah, but do you get
that I'm not YOUR lawyer.

294
00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:38,863
This is general probate advice only.
OK?

295
00:11:38,863 --> 00:11:40,943
So, I'm gonna give you a checklist.

296
00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:42,263
Start the clock.

297
00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:44,623
I want the full 30 minutes
you just promised.

298
00:11:44,623 --> 00:11:45,663
OK.

299
00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:49,823
Has your watch got a timer?
No, I was pretending.

300
00:11:49,823 --> 00:11:51,063
But I did look at the time.

301
00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:53,623
OK, so, here's what happened...
No, I don't wanna know what happened.

302
00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:55,983
That's a specific.
I said general advice only.

303
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,583
But I need to know whether...
No. Stop talking.

304
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,103
You're wasting your free 30 minutes.

305
00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:01,623
Let me talk. OK? You shush.

306
00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:15,703
Mm.

307
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,943
And I think that's it.
We're all done.

308
00:12:20,943 --> 00:12:24,343
But, I warn you, probate
is a long and tedious process.

309
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,543
Good luck, sir.

310
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,663
We're not done.
I've still got 10 minutes left.

311
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,703
Let me show you something.
Is this about your dad?

312
00:12:29,703 --> 00:12:31,623
Yeah. Turns out, before he died,

313
00:12:31,623 --> 00:12:33,503
he was paying his gardener
with IOUs.

314
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,783
There's 63 of them.
Well, I can't look at those.

315
00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:37,743
Don't look at them.
I'll read them to you.

316
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:41,623
"I owe Felix Bandara $50,
to be paid upon my death,

317
00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,503
"for gardening service
and sweeping."

318
00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:44,903
Adds up to more than three grand.

319
00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:45,903
OK, so?

320
00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:48,303
Well, do I have to pay them?
Are they signed and dated?

321
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:49,863
Yeah.
Are you the executor?

322
00:12:49,863 --> 00:12:52,143
Yep.
Well, then I would say probably yes.

323
00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:53,143
Probably?

324
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,663
But not definitely?

325
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,423
So, what you're saying is...

326
00:12:56,423 --> 00:12:57,623
..it's a grey area.

327
00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,863
What I'm saying
is I'm not your lawyer,

328
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,343
I don't know the specifics,

329
00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:02,823
therefore I can't give you
legal advice

330
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,143
one way or the other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

331
00:13:04,143 --> 00:13:05,743
I get it, you can't confirm or deny.

332
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,223
Whatever.
Bz! Bz! Bz! Bz! Bz! Bz!

333
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:09,743
Oh, that's my pretend alarm
going off. That's our time.

334
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:11,183
Last chance. Do you need my help?

335
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:13,023
Do you want to engage me
as your lawyer?

336
00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:14,143
Nuh.

337
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:17,543
Find some other sucker to fund
your next real-estate purchase.

338
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,063
Good luck, Murray.

339
00:13:30,863 --> 00:13:32,303
Oh, no, buddy, don't go here.

340
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,783
Don't go here.

341
00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:34,943
No, no, no, no, no.

342
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:35,983
Oh.

343
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,703
I hope you're gonna pick that up.
Yep.

344
00:13:37,703 --> 00:13:40,263
I might just wait for it to leave
his bum hole first, if that's OK.

345
00:13:40,263 --> 00:13:41,303
Righto.

346
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,183
And don't put it in my bin.

347
00:13:43,183 --> 00:13:44,303
Whatever, mate.

348
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:08,463
Sit still and put that hat
back on your head, please.

349
00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:11,703
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Hi. Helen Tudor-Fisk.

350
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,903
Now, what can I do for...
Oh, take-your-son-to-work day.

351
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:16,023
That's fun. G'day, champ.
Ignore him, please.

352
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,183
So, I understand
you represent Murray Trumble.

353
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:21,783
What? No. I don't represent Murray.
He was very clear about that.

354
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,223
Well, that's not what he said.

355
00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:25,103
According to Murray,
he spoke to a lawyer -

356
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:26,103
this lawyer -

357
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:29,463
and you advised him
he didn't have to pay the 63 IOUs.

358
00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,463
I never advised him. Absolutely not.

359
00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:33,423
I was very clear about that.
Oh, really?

360
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,743
Because he said you said
it was a 'grey area',

361
00:14:35,743 --> 00:14:37,663
which means he 'probably'
doesn't have to pay them.

362
00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:39,663
No, I never said 'grey area'.
HE said 'grey area'.

363
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:41,303
Oh, my God, that man's annoying.

364
00:14:41,303 --> 00:14:42,823
Yeah, that man's annoying.

365
00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:44,543
That's enough.
That is enough.

366
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:45,943
But he's right. He is annoying.

367
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:48,183
So, can we just go back a bit?
I'm confused.

368
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,223
I assume
you're representing the gardener.

369
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,503
Yeah. She is.

370
00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:52,503
He's my son.

371
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:54,063
One more time with the hat
and I'll take it.

372
00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:56,463
Oh. I'm sorry. THIS is the gardener?

373
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,543
This is who was getting paid
with IOUs?

374
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:00,823
Yes. He is a high-energy child.

375
00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,183
He likes mowing lawns,

376
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:04,463
so, we encouraged him
to start a little business.

377
00:15:04,463 --> 00:15:07,103
He likes all the equipment,
the earmuffs, the leg thingies...

378
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,983
They're gaiters. I have gaiters.

379
00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,423
Yes. Thank you. Gaiters.

380
00:15:10,423 --> 00:15:13,463
Now, according to my research,
these are promissory notes.

381
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:15,623
Yes, they are signed and dated.
That is correct.

382
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,223
Which makes them legal tender.

383
00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,543
Yeah, well,
that's a bit of a stretch.

384
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,543
I'm not sure you could buy
your groceries with them.

385
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,143
Hey, mate,
maybe don't menace the greenery.

386
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,463
Can he stop that?
Just ignore him.

387
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:26,903
So, you agree that Murray
is obliged to pay these IOUs?

388
00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:28,583
Yes, but what I'm telling you is...

389
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,943
..you're not gonna get any money...
Mum. Look - plastic. It's not real.

390
00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:31,983
How interesting.

391
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,743
Why don't you go and take
a look at all the other plants

392
00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:35,983
and see how many are real
and how many are fake? Go on.

393
00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:39,183
OK, what I'm saying
is you're not gonna get any money

394
00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:40,183
out of Murray Trumble.

395
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,463
Not without a fight.
You probably need a lawyer.

396
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,943
Plastic!
Oh, I see.

397
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,463
So, now you want me to pay you

398
00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,943
just so I can get the money
that's rightfully owed to my son?

399
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,263
It's fake!
That's not what I said.

400
00:15:49,263 --> 00:15:50,743
Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

401
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,543
What I said
was why don't you just...

402
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:53,743
Uh-oh!

403
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:54,823
This one's real.

404
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,823
Yeah, maybe don't...

405
00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,023
Oh, whatever.

406
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,783
I'm actually a partner here
at Gruber and Fisk.

407
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,943
Yes. It's written here in biro.

408
00:16:01,943 --> 00:16:04,823
Yeah. And for a worthy cause
such as this

409
00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:06,983
I would be willing
to take it on pro bono.

410
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:09,543
It's a kitchen!
There's a fridge in here!

411
00:16:09,543 --> 00:16:11,503
Don't you climb into that!

412
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,423
Felix, stay out of the fridge,
please!

413
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:14,863
What were you saying?

414
00:16:14,863 --> 00:16:17,703
How would you like me to represent
Felix free of charge? Sorry.

415
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:20,423
Is he climbing in to the fridge...
I didn't come in here for charity.

416
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:23,183
I came in here to get
what's rightfully owed to my son.

417
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,783
OK, well, if you feel insulted,

418
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,703
I'd be happy to charge you
$450 an hour.

419
00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:30,583
Pro bono will be just fine.
Thank you.

420
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,583
Same team. Let's get Murray!

421
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,503
Oh, God. What is he doing?

422
00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:41,663
By covering my eyes,

423
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,703
I'm removing one of my key senses.

424
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,743
This will help me listen

425
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:49,943
not just with the ears,
but with my whole heart.

426
00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,183
Oh, come on!

427
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:02,703
Who did that?!

428
00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,263
Fuck!

429
00:17:11,743 --> 00:17:13,503
Yeah, I think so. Alright.

430
00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:15,303
Close the door, Georgie.

431
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:22,303
Now, vis-a-vis the upcoming vote,

432
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:23,983
Viktor has brought it
to my attention

433
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:27,543
that Helen can have a rather
aggressive conversational style.

434
00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:30,063
It's more she gets jagged
on certain topics

435
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:32,223
to the point where it can
start to feel like an interrogation.

436
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:34,103
Mm.
I think she just likes to drill down.

437
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:35,103
I don't mind it.

438
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,383
Good on you, buddy.

439
00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:38,623
But when you're working a room,
you've got to keep it light.

440
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,783
You've got to stay agile.
You can't get bogged down.

441
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:42,263
You've got to keep moving
like a shark.

442
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:43,263
Yes.

443
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,383
I've put together a list of topics
she should avoid.

444
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:46,703
Put bees on that list.

445
00:17:46,703 --> 00:17:48,663
She was banging on about those
the other day.

446
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:51,663
Maybe coffee. She is a bit obsessed
with the size of the grind.

447
00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:55,183
Alright, so, I want everybody
on Helen watch tomorrow at the vote.

448
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,143
If you see her
getting jagged on anything,

449
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,463
just step in and move her along.

450
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,143
Hi, guys.

451
00:18:04,143 --> 00:18:06,423
Is there a big announcement?
Did I miss it?

452
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:07,823
No.
No, no.

453
00:18:07,823 --> 00:18:09,183
No.
We're all just working.

454
00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:10,623
Come on, Mr G.

455
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,623
Excuse me, Helen.

456
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,343
What's happening, George?
Working. Um...

457
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,743
Please take that.
On the next one.

458
00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:16,943
There's the hole punch.

459
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:19,863
What are you gonna do with that?
Yeah, punch some holes.

460
00:18:19,863 --> 00:18:21,423
Just working.

461
00:18:23,263 --> 00:18:24,263
OK.

462
00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,223
Not here, Ray. This is a workspace.

463
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:41,223
Of course.

464
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,783
Fisk!
Yeah?

465
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:44,743
I'd like you to meet Melissa,
my boo.

466
00:18:44,743 --> 00:18:46,303
Oh...
Don't say that.

467
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:49,183
Copeland's
premier fashion psychologist.

468
00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:50,703
Nice to meet you, Melissa.
You too.

469
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,223
What's your take on this?

470
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,823
Oh, what's it saying?

471
00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:55,703
Come on, suit, talk to me.

472
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:57,303
Talk to me.

473
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,303
A bit weird.

474
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,663
Well, I'm sensing
you don't prioritise your appearance.

475
00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:03,223
Um...
Now, is that a bit of shame?

476
00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:04,263
A little bit.
No.

477
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:05,503
No, it's not shame.

478
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,343
What is it? Why this colour?

479
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:08,663
Why so shapeless?

480
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,743
What is it saying?

481
00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:13,663
I think it's saying,
"Vote for Helen!"

482
00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:15,023
Can I count on your vote?

483
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,663
A bit desperate, mate. Dial it down.

484
00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:18,263
I think I'll reserve my judgement

485
00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:20,063
till I've seen
all three presentations.

486
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:22,503
Seriously? You're the whole reason
why he has to quit the group.

487
00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:24,623
You couldn't just sling me your vote
just out of...

488
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,263
I'm terribly sorry.

489
00:19:29,623 --> 00:19:31,183
So, no dog?

490
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,663
No, I don't have a dog.

491
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,423
Cat?
No, no. No pets?

492
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,423
None? Really?

493
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:36,903
Oh. Have you got allergies?

494
00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:38,263
No, I don't have any allergies.

495
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:40,023
Hello! Hello!
Then why don't you have a pet?

496
00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:41,703
Because...
I heard the word 'allergies',

497
00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:44,543
and I thought, "That's
an unusual topic for conversation."

498
00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:45,943
Lisa, how are you?

499
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:47,703
Currently under interrogation
for not having pets.

500
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:48,943
I wasn't interrogating, I was saying

501
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,663
she must be really sad
'cause she doesn't have a dog,

502
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:52,663
dogs can lift your spirits...
And let's just move you along.

503
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,503
That's your life as a female.
Imagine that.

504
00:19:55,503 --> 00:19:58,663
If you don't get picked as queen,
your only option is to be a drone.

505
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,663
You can't even be a worker.
That's only for males.

506
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:03,703
No bees, mate.
I was talking about wasps!

507
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:06,943
Thank you, Rosalind.

508
00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,983
Well, I see a lot of familiar faces

509
00:20:09,983 --> 00:20:12,183
bringing back
a lot of wonderful memories.

510
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:13,703
Patrick. Pam. Of course.

511
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:15,783
This is new, Greg. I love that.
Couldn't enjoy...

512
00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:17,103
Let's move it along.
Everyone is busy.

513
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,103
Good point.

514
00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:21,943
Alrighty, today we have three
highly qualified candidates -

515
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:24,383
Bob Stanley from Stanley and Sons,

516
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:26,623
Debbie Lim from Furstenberg-Grey,

517
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,303
and, of course,
my personal favourite,

518
00:20:28,303 --> 00:20:30,863
Helen Tudor-Fisk from Gruber and Fisk.

519
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,663
Objection!
Sustained! I withdraw the comment.

520
00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,263
She's not my favourite, Bob.
You are.

521
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,783
I'm joking!

522
00:20:36,783 --> 00:20:38,503
You're all my favourites.

523
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,663
May the best
wills and estates lawyer win.

524
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:43,383
I think that went well.
Yes.

525
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,903
Now, each candidate
will have two minutes,

526
00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:50,423
and I will sound the bell
at one minute 30.

527
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,183
Let's begin with Debbie Lim
from Furstenberg-Grey.

528
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,423
Boo.

529
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,703
No. We don't boo.
Alright.

530
00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:59,143
Here's what you need to know
about Debbie Lim.

531
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,223
Nothing gets in the way
of my networking.

532
00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:04,383
Oh, looks, like there's something
in the way of my networking.

533
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:05,383
What is it?

534
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:06,743
It's this goddamn podium!

535
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,183
Jesus.

536
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,183
Debbie Lim.

537
00:21:09,183 --> 00:21:10,823
I've got a lot of clients.

538
00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:13,703
Debbie Lim. Call me anytime.
I'm here for you.

539
00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:14,783
Debbie Lim.

540
00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:16,663
You need clients. I've got heaps.

541
00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:18,263
More than Bob. More than Helen.

542
00:21:18,263 --> 00:21:19,943
Objection!
Save your objection!

543
00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:20,943
No-one's interested.

544
00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,423
Don't ring that bell, Roz,
'cause I'm done.

545
00:21:23,423 --> 00:21:25,343
Why don't I use
my whole two minutes?

546
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,023
'Cause I don't waste time.

547
00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:28,623
Not yours, not mine.

548
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,063
We are important people.

549
00:21:30,063 --> 00:21:31,063
Debbie Lim!

550
00:21:31,063 --> 00:21:32,423
Vote for me.

551
00:21:34,303 --> 00:21:35,303
What was that?

552
00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:37,543
Do you want a hand with that, Roz?
Yes. Thank you, Bob.

553
00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:40,663
Very forceful and powerful.

554
00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:42,103
Fairly convincing.

555
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,903
Look, stay here
because you're speaking next.

556
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,223
Please, welcome Bob Stanley.

557
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,583
Oh, thank you, everyone!

558
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,303
Look, I'm not gonna get up here
and knock over the podium,

559
00:21:51,303 --> 00:21:53,383
but I might knock you over
with a cracking anecdote.

560
00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:54,383
How does that sound?

561
00:21:54,383 --> 00:21:55,383
Oh.
Excellent.

562
00:21:55,383 --> 00:21:58,703
Alright. Are you all familiar
with the actor Russell Crowe?

563
00:21:58,703 --> 00:22:00,263
Oh, the big man.
Yeah.

564
00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:01,503
Rusty and I go way back,

565
00:22:01,503 --> 00:22:03,863
and years ago, he called me up
and he said,

566
00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:06,703
"Bob, Robert, Roberto,

567
00:22:06,703 --> 00:22:08,423
"I need some advice."

568
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,423
That's 30 seconds, Bob.

569
00:22:12,423 --> 00:22:13,703
But, look,
take all the time you like.

570
00:22:13,703 --> 00:22:15,503
I think people
are really enjoying themselves.

571
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:16,703
Thanks, Roz!

572
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,583
Anyway, I said to Rusty,

573
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:21,343
"Come on, mate,
are you not entertained?"

574
00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:23,303
Oh, shit. That's from Gladiator.

575
00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:25,983
He just put his arms around me
like a big bear

576
00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:28,263
and he said, "Mate, can I use that?"

577
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,503
And the rest
is Oscar-winning history.

578
00:22:31,863 --> 00:22:33,143
Good story, but I don't get

579
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,103
what any of it's got to do
with the networking group.

580
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,303
Well, he's just proving he's a
great guy, he's got good anecdotes,

581
00:22:38,303 --> 00:22:39,983
he knows famous people,

582
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,223
now we all wanna be part
of his gang.

583
00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:44,063
That's networking.

584
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,183
So, I need to get people in my gang?
Yeah.

585
00:22:46,183 --> 00:22:48,703
Stories about famous people.
Absolutely.

586
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:51,263
And now to our final candidate
for today,

587
00:22:51,263 --> 00:22:53,503
Helen Tudor-Fisk, Gruber and Fisk.

588
00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:55,943
I think I'm gonna go off the cuff.
No. Don't, mate.

589
00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:57,023
Helen!
Yeah. No. It's OK.

590
00:22:57,023 --> 00:22:59,183
Bob just reminded me I've got
a good anecdote about Gladiator.

591
00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:00,223
On the cuff.

592
00:23:00,223 --> 00:23:01,743
On the cuff!

593
00:23:01,743 --> 00:23:03,063
Good morning, everyone.

594
00:23:03,063 --> 00:23:05,463
Listening to Bob's
excellent anecdote,

595
00:23:05,463 --> 00:23:09,303
I was reminded of the time
I went to see the movie Gladiator,

596
00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:11,783
and sitting right in front of me

597
00:23:11,783 --> 00:23:14,183
was - wait for it -

598
00:23:14,183 --> 00:23:17,503
Nicole Kidman's sister.

599
00:23:18,503 --> 00:23:19,823
Um...

600
00:23:19,823 --> 00:23:22,903
Oh, what's her name? I've forgotten.
She's got heaps of kids now.

601
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:25,303
No-one cares!
Oh, hey! No heckling.

602
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:28,943
Anyway, I was thinking this here

603
00:23:28,943 --> 00:23:32,383
is like a coliseum...

604
00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:36,223
..and we are all bees in the hive.

605
00:23:36,223 --> 00:23:38,063
What?
The point is...

606
00:23:38,063 --> 00:23:40,063
- What is the point, Helen?
- Yeah, what's the point?

607
00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:41,743
Can you tell them no heckling, Roz?

608
00:23:41,743 --> 00:23:43,703
Can you please get to the point,
Helen?

609
00:23:43,703 --> 00:23:49,503
The point is this group
of networker gladiator bees...

610
00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:51,303
Do you wanna go back on the cuff?

611
00:23:51,303 --> 00:23:53,503
Yes. Thank you.
Can you start the clock again, Roz?

612
00:23:53,503 --> 00:23:54,823
No. One minute.

613
00:23:54,823 --> 00:23:56,223
Why? Bob got extra time.

614
00:23:56,223 --> 00:23:57,303
Bob had the crowd!

615
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:58,583
Ohh! Roz.

616
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:02,383
And while it is true that
I'm generally not good in social...

617
00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:04,223
Oh, Roz! No!

618
00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:06,823
In conclusion,

619
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:08,383
I will network so hard

620
00:24:08,383 --> 00:24:10,023
and bring everyone lots of referrals.

621
00:24:10,023 --> 00:24:11,943
And that is my promise to you all.

622
00:24:11,943 --> 00:24:14,623
Thank you. Amen.
Not amen. Just thank you.

623
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,303
Oh, Antonia Kidman!
That's who it was.

624
00:24:20,303 --> 00:24:21,303
Sorry.

625
00:24:21,303 --> 00:24:22,583
It was Antonia.

626
00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,623
Thank you, Helen. Antonia Kidman.

627
00:24:25,623 --> 00:24:28,303
Alright, time to vote.

628
00:24:28,303 --> 00:24:30,783
And the newest member

629
00:24:30,783 --> 00:24:34,023
of our Business and Breakfast
networking group is...

630
00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:36,343
Congratulations, Bob Stanley!

631
00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:39,103
BAB! Welcome to BAB.

632
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,703
Are you people kidding me?!

633
00:24:40,703 --> 00:24:43,863
This is a networking group,
not an anecdote festival.

634
00:24:43,863 --> 00:24:45,983
Enjoy the bullshit stories.

635
00:24:48,103 --> 00:24:49,503
She punched him. She punched him.

636
00:24:51,503 --> 00:24:54,463
Bob, would you like to come up
and say a few words?

637
00:24:54,463 --> 00:24:56,583
Maybe hit us up
with another anecdote, buddy.

638
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,423
You bet.

639
00:24:58,423 --> 00:25:00,303
But I might need
a little bit of sustenance.

640
00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,983
Should we move
straight through to the breakfast?

641
00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:04,983
Oh, we dispensed with the breakfast
element a while back, Bob.

642
00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,743
What?! It was meant to be enjoyable.
It's Business AND Breakfast.

643
00:25:07,743 --> 00:25:09,103
Porque no los dos?

644
00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:11,663
Yeah, exactly. The taco ad.
Why can't we have both?

645
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,703
You know, Green Hills
have a terrific spread,

646
00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:15,943
and they're the most successful
BAB chapter in the state.

647
00:25:15,943 --> 00:25:17,863
Yeah, they even have
an omelette station.

648
00:25:17,863 --> 00:25:19,623
I might see
if they've got an opening.

649
00:25:19,623 --> 00:25:20,863
Anyway. Thanks, everyone!

650
00:25:20,863 --> 00:25:22,183
Happy networking!

651
00:25:23,343 --> 00:25:25,383
Say g'day to Rusty for us.

652
00:25:27,383 --> 00:25:28,383
Uh...

653
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,063
Alright, well, on a countback,

654
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,383
the person with the most votes

655
00:25:34,383 --> 00:25:35,743
is Debbie Lim.

656
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,103
And she's made her feelings
about the group very clear.

657
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,863
So, with two votes,

658
00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:42,503
our newest member is...

659
00:25:42,503 --> 00:25:43,863
..Helen Tudor-Fisk!

660
00:25:43,863 --> 00:25:45,303
Welcome, Helen!

661
00:25:45,303 --> 00:25:47,783
Well done, Bradbury!
Yay. Should I make a speech?

662
00:25:47,783 --> 00:25:48,783
No, no.

663
00:25:50,703 --> 00:25:51,823
Extraordinary.

664
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:21,903
Hey, Murray.

665
00:26:21,903 --> 00:26:23,103
Morning, two-face.

666
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,383
Jeez, you really sold me
down the river, didn't ya?

667
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:27,623
Oh, come on. The kid's 12 years old.

668
00:26:27,623 --> 00:26:29,303
What do you care?
It's a few thousand bucks.

669
00:26:29,303 --> 00:26:32,143
Oh, a few thousand bucks is it,
Miss Moneybags?

670
00:26:32,143 --> 00:26:34,143
Well, I rang the ombudsman
to complain.

671
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:35,943
What did the ombudsman say?

672
00:26:35,943 --> 00:26:37,463
Not enough evidence.

673
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:38,463
Mm.

674
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,303
I don't know if you're
a clever arsehole or a lucky one.

675
00:26:41,703 --> 00:26:43,583
Porque no los dos?

676
00:26:44,863 --> 00:26:46,183
Come on, buddy.

677
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:01,983
All done?

678
00:27:01,983 --> 00:27:03,943
Excellent.

679
00:27:03,943 --> 00:27:07,223
Now, there is $50 for the lawnmowing

680
00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:08,863
and a $5 tip

681
00:27:08,863 --> 00:27:10,343
'cause I'm nicer than that guy.

682
00:27:10,343 --> 00:27:11,463
Thank you, Helen.

683
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,703
Now, remember - don't accept
anything but cash in future.

684
00:27:19,343 --> 00:27:20,343
Hi, guys.

685
00:27:20,343 --> 00:27:21,903
Mind if I join?

686
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,623
Ooh.

687
00:27:27,743 --> 00:27:29,623
It's pretty hot in here.

688
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:32,263
I'm, uh...

689
00:27:33,263 --> 00:27:34,583
..Helen Tudor-Fisk.

690
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,983
I do wills and probate.

691
00:27:36,983 --> 00:27:40,023
If you've ever
got any clients that...

692
00:27:40,023 --> 00:27:41,743
..need that. Helen Tudor-Fisk.

693
00:27:42,743 --> 00:27:44,223
I'm not gonna get my balls out,

694
00:27:44,223 --> 00:27:45,463
if that's OK with everyone.

695
00:27:55,223 --> 00:27:57,183
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696
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